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Jeff Shipped a Reactor X-Energy IPO Sticker
Apr 24, 2026 investing.com

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JEFF SHIPPED A REACTOR STICKER

On Friday, April 24, 2026, X-energy hit Nasdaq as XE after pricing an upsized IPO at $23 a share, raising about $1.02 billion, and the stock jumped roughly 31% in its debut, briefly valuing the company near $11.9 billion. investing.com This blew up because the market is suddenly treating advanced nuclear like AI infrastructure: if data centers are going to gorge on power, reactor developers are no longer a weird science project, they are a picks-and-shovels trade. investing.com Amazon is the accelerant, not a side character—X-energy’s prospectus shows Amazon holding about a quarter of the company after the offering, and the two companies have public plans targeting more than 5 gigawatts of new nuclear projects in the U.S. by 2039. sec.gov Ken Griffin got pulled into the attention vortex too, because the prospectus ties a roughly 6% post-IPO block to XERC Holdings LLC, whose sole member is GFNCI LLC, where Griffin owns a controlling interest. sec.gov People care right now because this is the cleanest, loudest version yet of the “AI needs baseload power” bet—except X-energy is still racing to deploy its Xe-100 reactors, even as its TRISO-X subsidiary recently cleared a major NRC fuel-licensing milestone. investing.com

Make Amazon look like it same-day delivered a mini reactor to a starving AI server farm and let the absurdity do the selling. ([sec.gov](https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/2088896/000110465926045175/tm2527015-19_s1a.htm))

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Dennis Schroder Andreas Obst Best Shooter Bring Cake Sticker
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BEST SHOOTER. BRING CAKE STICKER

On May 9, 2026, Dennis Schroder pushed Andreas Obst back into Google Trends by turning a BBL award into a very German victory lap. Bayern announced that Obst was named the 2025-26 BBL MVP after leading the German champs in league scoring at 16.5 points per game, owning the EuroLeague single-game threes record with 11, and already getting tagged as the EuroLeague's Best Pure Shooter earlier this year. FC Bayern The Dennis part is the gasoline: Schroder publicly hyped Obst as the best shooter in Europe, which is exactly the kind of national-team captain stamp that makes basketball internet start comparing resumes instead of just saying congrats. GOAL The funniest detail is that Obst did not turn the MVP into a marble-statue moment; he talked playoffs and promised everyone Grandma and Grandpa's rhubarb cake if Bayern gets it done. FC Bayern So the story is not just a trophy. It is German basketball crowning a three-point goblin, Schroder grabbing the hype mic, and dessert somehow becoming postseason infrastructure.
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