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Bloomington Kirkwood Shooting Little 500 Breaking Away Sticker
Apr 26, 2026 bloomingtonian.com

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THIS AIN'T BREAKING AWAY STICKER

Around 12:25 a.m. on Sunday, April 26, 2026, gunfire erupted in the 400 block of East Kirkwood Avenue in Bloomington, and nine people were taken to hospitals while police said no suspect was in custody Sunday morning. idsnews.com This wasn’t some obscure side street: Kirkwood is the downtown strip right beside IU Bloomington, so the story landed right on the overlap between campus life, nightlife, and town identity. wrtv.com It blew up harder because it hit the 75th Little 500 weekend, when more than 25,000 fans typically flood Bloomington for what IU calls the “World’s Greatest College Weekend,” and police had already been dispersing a huge Kirkwood crowd after a Little 500 party early Saturday, April 25. iusf.bloomington.iu.edu So the reaction online is a mix of fear, exhaustion, and black humor: people are framing it less as a freak incident than Bloomington’s annual Little 5 security fail, with scanner chatter, a state police helicopter, and fights about guns, crowd control, and who keeps flooding in for the weekend. bloomingtonian.com That’s why people care right now: the story punctured the wholesome bike-race mythology of Little 500 and turned Kirkwood, Bloomington’s signature celebration street, into the exact opposite of the movie-poster version of college-town fun. iusf.bloomington.iu.edu

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Dennis Schroder Andreas Obst Best Shooter Bring Cake Sticker
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BEST SHOOTER. BRING CAKE STICKER

On May 9, 2026, Dennis Schroder pushed Andreas Obst back into Google Trends by turning a BBL award into a very German victory lap. Bayern announced that Obst was named the 2025-26 BBL MVP after leading the German champs in league scoring at 16.5 points per game, owning the EuroLeague single-game threes record with 11, and already getting tagged as the EuroLeague's Best Pure Shooter earlier this year. FC Bayern The Dennis part is the gasoline: Schroder publicly hyped Obst as the best shooter in Europe, which is exactly the kind of national-team captain stamp that makes basketball internet start comparing resumes instead of just saying congrats. GOAL The funniest detail is that Obst did not turn the MVP into a marble-statue moment; he talked playoffs and promised everyone Grandma and Grandpa's rhubarb cake if Bayern gets it done. FC Bayern So the story is not just a trophy. It is German basketball crowning a three-point goblin, Schroder grabbing the hype mic, and dessert somehow becoming postseason infrastructure.
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