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My Lock Screen Testified iOS 26.4.2 Signal Meme Sticker
Apr 24, 2026 techcrunch.com

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MY LOCK SCREEN TESTIFIED STICKER

iOS 26 is spiking because Apple released iOS 26.4.2 on April 22, 2026 to patch CVE-2026-28950, a Notification Services flaw in which notifications marked for deletion could still be retained on the device. support.apple.com That patch blew up because reporting and court testimony showed the FBI could recover incoming Signal message previews from an iPhone’s internal notification storage even after Signal had been deleted and messages were set to disappear. aboutsignal.com Signal said its encryption was not broken; the problem was iOS holding onto Lock Screen preview data that users reasonably assumed was gone. aboutsignal.com Apple also shipped the same fix for older devices on iOS 18.7.8, which is why this landed as an “update now” story instead of a forgettable tiny point release. support.apple.com The whiplash is part of why people care: iOS 26.4 had been the fun update with Playlist Playground and eight new emoji, and now the conversation is about whether your phone was quietly preserving evidence. support.apple.com So the real reaction is not “yay, software maintenance,” it’s the much funnier and darker realization that the alleged snitch was the iPhone Lock Screen itself. aboutsignal.com

Make the Lock Screen the courtroom narc, because this story only became iconic once people realized the witness was literally the notification preview. ([aboutsignal.com](https://aboutsignal.com/news/apple-fixes-ios-vulnerability-exposing-signal-notifications/))

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Dennis Schroder Andreas Obst Best Shooter Bring Cake Sticker
fcbayern.com

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BEST SHOOTER. BRING CAKE STICKER

On May 9, 2026, Dennis Schroder pushed Andreas Obst back into Google Trends by turning a BBL award into a very German victory lap. Bayern announced that Obst was named the 2025-26 BBL MVP after leading the German champs in league scoring at 16.5 points per game, owning the EuroLeague single-game threes record with 11, and already getting tagged as the EuroLeague's Best Pure Shooter earlier this year. FC Bayern The Dennis part is the gasoline: Schroder publicly hyped Obst as the best shooter in Europe, which is exactly the kind of national-team captain stamp that makes basketball internet start comparing resumes instead of just saying congrats. GOAL The funniest detail is that Obst did not turn the MVP into a marble-statue moment; he talked playoffs and promised everyone Grandma and Grandpa's rhubarb cake if Bayern gets it done. FC Bayern So the story is not just a trophy. It is German basketball crowning a three-point goblin, Schroder grabbing the hype mic, and dessert somehow becoming postseason infrastructure.
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