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No Me Saltes la Cerca Evangelio de Hoy Buen Pastor Sticker
Apr 28, 2026 vaticannews.va

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NO ME SALTES LA CERCA STICKER

This spike is devotional internet, not scandal internet: the attention is clustering around Pope Leo XIV’s April 26 Regina Caeli and the still-fresh April 28 Gospel reading in John 10. vaticannews.va In that address, Leo framed Jesus as the opposite of the thief — not someone who steals life or freedom, but the Buen Pastor who gives life in abundance and enters by the door instead of hopping the fence. vaticannews.va The moment had extra fuel because April 26 was also the Fourth Sunday of Easter, the Domingo del Buen Pastor, and the LXIII World Day of Prayer for Vocations, so the same sheep-shepherd-door imagery was echoing across Vatican messaging all at once. vaticannews.va Then the April 28 daily Gospel kept the flock content machine running with “Mis ovejas escuchan mi voz” and “nadie las arrebatará de mi mano,” so the theme stayed hot instead of dying with Sunday Mass. vaticannews.va People care because Leo explicitly mapped the “thieves” onto modern garbage — consumerism, prejudice, bad ideas, and war — which makes this ancient passage feel brutally current. vaticannews.va What people are really reacting to is a Gospel image that instantly converts into daily life: who’s guiding me, who’s robbing me, and why are so many spiritual weirdos still trying to jump the fence? vaticannews.va

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Dennis Schroder Andreas Obst Best Shooter Bring Cake Sticker
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BEST SHOOTER. BRING CAKE STICKER

On May 9, 2026, Dennis Schroder pushed Andreas Obst back into Google Trends by turning a BBL award into a very German victory lap. Bayern announced that Obst was named the 2025-26 BBL MVP after leading the German champs in league scoring at 16.5 points per game, owning the EuroLeague single-game threes record with 11, and already getting tagged as the EuroLeague's Best Pure Shooter earlier this year. FC Bayern The Dennis part is the gasoline: Schroder publicly hyped Obst as the best shooter in Europe, which is exactly the kind of national-team captain stamp that makes basketball internet start comparing resumes instead of just saying congrats. GOAL The funniest detail is that Obst did not turn the MVP into a marble-statue moment; he talked playoffs and promised everyone Grandma and Grandpa's rhubarb cake if Bayern gets it done. FC Bayern So the story is not just a trophy. It is German basketball crowning a three-point goblin, Schroder grabbing the hype mic, and dessert somehow becoming postseason infrastructure.
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