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Follow the Damn Pick Jaxson Dart Giants Trade Sticker
Apr 26, 2026 bigblueview.com

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FOLLOW THE DAMN PICK STICKER

This blew up because a trade the Giants made on April 24, 2025 finally printed its last receipt a year later, when the Bears used No. 69 on Stanford tight end Sam Roush on April 24, 2026. nbcsports.com The original swap sent No. 25 to New York for No. 34, No. 99, and a 2026 third, letting the Giants draft Jaxson Dart while Houston loaded up on extra picks. nbcsports.com Houston used No. 34 on Jayden Higgins, flipped No. 99 in a move up for Aireontae Ersery, and the Raiders ultimately spent that 99th pick on Charles Grant. houstontexans.com Then the 2026 third-rounder pinballed from Houston to Buffalo to Tennessee to Chicago before becoming Roush, which is why fans are treating this thing like a draft trade tree, a crime board, and an ancestry chart at the same time. buffalobills.com People care because this isn’t just bookkeeping; it reopens the “was Dart worth the price?” debate, and his rookie line of 12 starts, 63.7% completions, 15 touchdowns, and five interceptions gave Giants fans enough hope to yell “absolutely” before the final branch even settled. bigblueview.com

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Dennis Schroder Andreas Obst Best Shooter Bring Cake Sticker
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BEST SHOOTER. BRING CAKE STICKER

On May 9, 2026, Dennis Schroder pushed Andreas Obst back into Google Trends by turning a BBL award into a very German victory lap. Bayern announced that Obst was named the 2025-26 BBL MVP after leading the German champs in league scoring at 16.5 points per game, owning the EuroLeague single-game threes record with 11, and already getting tagged as the EuroLeague's Best Pure Shooter earlier this year. FC Bayern The Dennis part is the gasoline: Schroder publicly hyped Obst as the best shooter in Europe, which is exactly the kind of national-team captain stamp that makes basketball internet start comparing resumes instead of just saying congrats. GOAL The funniest detail is that Obst did not turn the MVP into a marble-statue moment; he talked playoffs and promised everyone Grandma and Grandpa's rhubarb cake if Bayern gets it done. FC Bayern So the story is not just a trophy. It is German basketball crowning a three-point goblin, Schroder grabbing the hype mic, and dessert somehow becoming postseason infrastructure.
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