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Newsom Fix Hormuz California Gas Prices Sticker
Apr 28, 2026 energy.ca.gov

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NEWSOM, FIX HORMUZ STICKER

Gas prices are blowing up again because the U.S.-Iran war that began in late February 2026 jolted crude markets and turned the Strait of Hormuz into the tiny map label wrecking normal people’s budgets. dallasfed.org As of Tuesday, April 28, 2026, AAA lists the U.S. average at $4.176 a gallon, but California is at $5.965, so the rage is loudest where commuters were already paying absurd prices. gasprices.aaa.com California gets hit extra hard because its fuel market is isolated, it uses a special cleaner gasoline blend, and Valero’s Benicia refinery is set to stop refining by the end of April 2026, leaving only seven gasoline-producing refineries in-state. energy.ca.gov Even after the April 8, 2026 ceasefire, analysts said pump prices were sticky on the way down and likely would not return to prewar levels this year, so nobody really believed the pain was over. axios.com That is why this blew up: gas prices are the most visible form of inflation in America, and the reaction has become a blame carnival—Iran, Trump, oil companies, and in California, Gavin Newsom—every time somebody watches the pump climb like a slot machine in reverse. aol.com

Turn the blame spiral into the joke: Californians sarcastically yelling at Gavin Newsom to personally fix global oil shipping. ([aol.com](https://www.aol.com/news/gas-station-owner-speaks-every-163018627.html?utm_source=openai))

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Dennis Schroder Andreas Obst Best Shooter Bring Cake Sticker
fcbayern.com

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BEST SHOOTER. BRING CAKE STICKER

On May 9, 2026, Dennis Schroder pushed Andreas Obst back into Google Trends by turning a BBL award into a very German victory lap. Bayern announced that Obst was named the 2025-26 BBL MVP after leading the German champs in league scoring at 16.5 points per game, owning the EuroLeague single-game threes record with 11, and already getting tagged as the EuroLeague's Best Pure Shooter earlier this year. FC Bayern The Dennis part is the gasoline: Schroder publicly hyped Obst as the best shooter in Europe, which is exactly the kind of national-team captain stamp that makes basketball internet start comparing resumes instead of just saying congrats. GOAL The funniest detail is that Obst did not turn the MVP into a marble-statue moment; he talked playoffs and promised everyone Grandma and Grandpa's rhubarb cake if Bayern gets it done. FC Bayern So the story is not just a trophy. It is German basketball crowning a three-point goblin, Schroder grabbing the hype mic, and dessert somehow becoming postseason infrastructure.
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