Irreverent Hot Take
BEST SHOOTER. BRING CAKE STICKER
On May 9, 2026, Dennis Schroder pushed Andreas Obst back into Google Trends by turning a BBL award into a very German victory lap. Bayern announced that Obst was named the 2025-26 BBL MVP after leading the German champs in league scoring at 16.5 points per game, owning the EuroLeague single-game threes record with 11, and already getting tagged as the EuroLeague's Best Pure Shooter earlier this year. FC Bayern The Dennis part is the gasoline: Schroder publicly hyped Obst as the best shooter in Europe, which is exactly the kind of national-team captain stamp that makes basketball internet start comparing resumes instead of just saying congrats. GOAL The funniest detail is that Obst did not turn the MVP into a marble-statue moment; he talked playoffs and promised everyone Grandma and Grandpa's rhubarb cake if Bayern gets it done. FC Bayern So the story is not just a trophy. It is German basketball crowning a three-point goblin, Schroder grabbing the hype mic, and dessert somehow becoming postseason infrastructure.
